Me. That's who. Me. Puns make me cringe and shudder and wail and that only seems to encourage the sadistic punsters in my life. And now even polish is turning against me! Luckily, they are great colours, so that eases the pain somewhat, I suppose.
Let's begin with 'Irr-Elephant', grimacing quickly at the name and moving on!
This is a bright candy pink. Barbie pink. PINK pink. SO PINK. I'm not much of a pink person, mostly because the colour clashes with my skin tone so much. Objectively, I know this is a pretty colour but it is overwhelming on me in a way that it would not be for many other people.
It has vivid holo throughout and sparkles merrily in the sun. In the shade, as the next picture will show, there is still a lot of cuteness as there are silver flakies scattered through the polish.
The colour is a bit overwhelming on me as a block but I was determined to make it work - and I think I did. Polka dots make everything better:
Seen here working some 80s vibes with 'Silent Night', an older Celestial black holo polish. Pink pink, hot pink, 80s pink. I totally get this one now!
Moving on! 'Don't Listen, He's Lion' is a green holo with scattered bronze-copper flakies that lend a pretty great effect of a speckled dragon egg in the shade.
These speckles take a back seat in the sun as the polish just comes alive!
There are echoes of 'Unicorn Fields' in this polish in the golden sheen, though this is a much lighter green.
And the best news? Despite glittery flakes through the polish, it was a cinch to remove! No scrubbing, no foil. Easy peasy.
Onwards to 'I Don't Give a Fox'.
So pretty. A beautiful holo that shifts colour dramatically from an indigo-leaning blue to an turquoise aqua hue and everything in between.
It is similar to my favourite of these swatches, the topaz-like 'Freaking Meow T'.
Freaking gorgeous. Words defyingly gorgeous. Words making-upingly gorgeous.
It's just so pretty! And that was the lot for this round of swatches! Bye!